I had a laughable couple moments with my present roommate. Talking about roommates all of a sudden makes me think of that one journal about roommate hate. I forget the link, but she’d post these weekly posts about how her roommate pisses her off along with old school photos of the 50’s and captions like “WTF?”

Anyhow, …during one weekend, my roommate had her pseudo-bf friend come over. Well, he had been here for a couple days before I came to find a note under my door. That note asked me to tell her friend that he should leave because he overstayed her welcome. … No, I’m serious. That happened. I had to read it three times because for a moment, I thought I stepped into the twilight zone. And no, I didn’t tell him off.

The second situation happened today during a power outage. She came home and asked me if I knew how to turn on the power, for which I reponded that it was a power outage. She replied, “Completely?” What?! I guess what I really must have meant was there was a power outage for the toaster but everything works fine! XD …not the sharpest crayon in the box shall I say.

Anyhow, I’m super excited for tomorrow being payday ’cause I’m a money-grubbing bastard like that. And well, I owe the cable company and I don’t think they’ll accept a drawing in lieu of payment :-\